Posts by i_am_not_a_salad

"Wait, Cry? What the heck are you doing here you scared the heck out of me," I practically yelled.
He beckoned me to follow him mumbling "I'm late" over and over again.
"dammit cry are you on drugs again? How many times have I told you drugs are bad?" I said.
"Listen to me Erin, every ones being taken, I'm here to warn you, if you don't follow me you're as good as dead. they're taking all the YouTubers and putting them in wonderland and hiding all the original wonderland creatures." Cry said.
I sighed and climbed out the window to play his little game.

"But what about Cry and I think he was wearing a bunn-" Faith cut me off by covering my mouth.
"Erin have you been smelling sharpies again? You already have a small amount of brain cells." Faith said.

"He was wearing a bunny outfit and started telling me to follow him." I said.
"Should I be scared?" I said

I followed faith slowly. Was she on drugs too?
Scratch that that wouldn't be all that surprising, she always seems high.

I stood and looked down when all of the sudden I felt a force on my back push me into the rabbit hole.
"you'll thank me later!" Cry called down to Faith, Bo, and I.
If this was anything like Alice in wonderland we would be safe when we hit the ground, it wasn't.

I looked around feeling my head for injuries when I saw Bo sprawled across Faith.
I snickered and grabbed my phone to take a picture only to discover my phone was gone and I was in a dress. "WHAT THE FREAK AM I WEARING?!?!?"I screamed

I heared clapping from somewhere and saw none other than PewDiePie walking up with a grin on his face.
"geeze Faith can't you take at least a moment before hitting on someone? And right in front of your friend too" He said.

Felix looked at Faith with a glare.
"Well at least I look good."
I snickered.

"And no matter what you do you'll always look bad." Faith's brother Ian said walking out of the shadows.
"Wait, how long have you been there?"I asked.
"More importantly what are we all doing!?!"I said frantically.
"Did Cry drug us or something because I swear if he did..."I said getting cut off by a hand.
"You'll do what sweetheart?"a voice said.
I turned around to see Cry standing behind me.

I scrambled away from Cry and glared at him.
"Touch me again and you'll lose a hand."I growled.

I opened my mouth to speak when I realized I didnt want to lose my vocal cords.
"Where do we go now?"Felix said.
For once in my life I wasn't sure.

I looked around and saw a small door, like really small.
"How the heck do we get in there?"I asked.
The boys chuckled and I could here Ian whisper,
"That's what she said."

I tripped over a small object,a box.
When i looked inside it had a small collection of cakes with a tag that read "eat me"
"What the-why would I eat something I just found?"I said.
I turned around an the boys had all stuffed them in their mouths except Bo who seemed to be the only boy with any common sense.

As soon as Faith said that they started gagging.
I stared wide eyed as they started shrinking.
They shrunk down to the size of my hand.
I had to hold back all my willpower to not pick them up and play tea party with them.
Was that weird? Nah problably not.
Everyone looked at me as I realized I had said that out loud.

Traits: I am a a short furred, battle-scarred she-wolf with innocent-looking eyes and a very long tail. I am a bit naive, but I love family and care very much for young pups.

History: My father was killed by a dog.

"Ch, I'm fabulous."Pewds said.
"No you're gay."I mumbled.
"Anyways what now?"Cry said.

"Guys I opened the door now become tiny so we can continue through this hell."Anthony said.
"Let's go follow Anthony Padildo."Pewds said making everyone laugh their butts off.
I handed cakes to Bo and Faith and put the rest in my pocket while cautiously swallowing one.
I gagged"couldn't they have bothered to make it good!?"I said

"Well crap, at least I can get through the door guys now eat the stupid cake."I snapped.

(Unrelated:CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD k thanks bye)

"It's probably small enough so it's not like he'll have anything major happen."I said.
"Now eat the damn cake."